If the blogging capital becomes a WI-FI City !!!!!

From trusted sources, we got to know two things:

• Chennai was rated once as the blogging capital of India
• The whole city of Chennai is to become Wi-Fi enabled

This is not going to be city-centric talk, but just a small and easy post where we are going to deal with some common scenarios that are bound to happen, if the statements mentioned above are TRUE and REAL.

P.S: Please be as illogical as possible. Our bloggers aren't gonna walk on the heated up roads with laptops in their hands. May be possibilities of mobile blogging, or from coffee pubs, or normal pubs or sitting inside cars.

SCENARIO 1 Location : Mount Road
Our blogger is furious as he is stuck in traffic because a VVIP's great grandmom is dead. She was just 97.3 (i know it sounds like a radio station channel number) when she passed away yesterday. He transforms his anger in words into the blog. He thinks if he could get down from his car, beat the traffic by walking all the way and killing the VVIP himself. Man. Innovative, ain't?

Good to have our vision checked regularly :-D

Let our minds be given some solution to make it GREEN.

SCENARIO 2 Location : Marina Beach :-)
Mr/Ms. Blogger claims himself/herself to be Abhinav Bindra's sibling. Courtesy, the picture below.

He/She might get to become all poetic when witnesses something like this. Why not? As long as someone is there to encourage your writing. And only then, many Shakespheres and Vairamuthus probably could evolve.

This is the part where your blog can turn out to become your own private diary shared to the public world. Trust me. Its a beautiful fact.

And if you want to dig further into this, the souls of many creative people would have cherished happiness from beautiful gifts that the Goddess of Nature have given us.

Okay okay. Alright. Am gonna control my emotions now !!!!! :-)

SCENARIO 3 Location : Shopping in T Nagar :-D
Ha ha. This is surely not gonna be a cake walk. Perhaps, you will see temper being converted to targeted humor in scenarios like these.

If Wi-Fi is gonna enter into the streets like what we are going to imagine, then trust me, its all set to create a revolution. People might even end up on discussions like,

• Why one should buy under garments in this shop? (Am sure participation from other cities are expected here. Pride factor I'll tell you :-D)
• Do you think the lime juice that we get here is better than the lemonades from Pizza Huts?
• Is this the Wall Street for middle classes and masses?
• Should Dhoni be a brand ambassador for the 5 Rupee ice cream/kulfi shop?
• Should oxygen masks be provided to shoppers entering inside these streets? (I am definitely an active participant of this discussion.)
  

OTHER DISCUSSIONS AND SCENES:

• Should the state government initiate a Mobile Chai Services covering all toll plazas on the Rajiv Gandhi IT Expressways? (Ofcourse the services are to be outsourced to, you know who :-D)
  
• Like Wimbledon, a bunch of boys and girls are going to sit on the platforms of Chepauk Railway Station watching the live stream of Chennai Super Kings Vs Mumbai Indians IPL match, as the tickets got sold out. They think this is their way of showing their frustration. There is this jobless guy in this bunch who says 'What an idea sir ji?' .
  
• Documentation and written transcription of street fights and cat fights might be available, they are just a Search Button away from Google.
• Television news channels and journals are to sign contracts with the top mobile bloggers of the city.
  
• Public Transport systems and State Auto Rickshaw Unions to invest on implementing laptop charging units in their vehicles, to draw more commuters. :D